Best Damn Cauliflower Soup (plus DULSE!)

Vegan, and unpretentious!? This soup is a winner. This cauliflower soup will likely change your life. It's also one of the easiest things ever to make. So, a word of advice: if you like your life how it is, and you don't plan on changin', don't attempt this recipe, or even think about it. Its power is of …